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I would do just about anything for medical insurance right now.
So if you have insurance and you were planning on marrying me now is a prime time to ask as i am beginning to feel pretty hopeless about acquiring this coverage through an employer and I don't know of any other options.
Murphy's Law I am giving you the finger and "I hope [you] can see this because i'm doing it as hard as i can." |
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| 07:13pm 22/09/2005 |
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What is it about cooking dinner and, more specifically, eating dinner that makes people think, "I should call my phone company and pay my bill? Who cares if i'm mid-bite and i have no idea where my credit card is! This absolutely cannot wait another moment!" Come on people, i am dying to know.
Also, i just had a customer close a call by saying (i think) "Bluuurk Bloourv." Interpretations are welcome. |
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| 07:29pm 13/09/2005 |
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I have recently realized that cats are nothing but oddly shaped vessels for transporting pee. |
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| 05:58pm 02/06/2005 |
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Sometimes i wish you all could live with me just so you could hear the gems that come out of Mona's mouth late at night. Then i remember that we live in a one bedroom apartment and it would be pretty awkward if you all lived there... so instead i will just share her insights with you in this forum.
"... So... what do you think ant porn is like?"
-- Mona
2:15am
Discuss. |
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| 06:57am 31/05/2005 |
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Other than that whole being tired (still drunk?) thing i'm having a pretty perfect morning. There is no breakFASTey food at my house so i managed to get up early enough to stop and buy coffee and a bagel before work. The lady at the bagel shop even directed me to the correct size coffee to get the special coffee/bagel deal. That was helpful because i wasn't really coherent enough to read the menu.
I'm still hungry. I wish i had just one more bagel. Hopefully i dropped enough hints about how hungry i was going to be this morning that someone will bring me more breakfast. If not i suppose there is always the wheel of death.
I guess i don't really have anything of note to update about but, despite the fact that i'm still having a hard time reading/functioning, i can understand the allure of posting this early in the morning. This might be the only thing keeping me awake.
Oh! ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) freewomyn i'm sorry i missed your birthday yesterday. Thankfully we have a good 3 more days of celebration ahead of us! Happy 22nd... haha |
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| 01:49am 13/04/2005 |
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Holy shit, undercovertowel's cat breathes louder than a rhinoceros. And you should hear him snore!
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| 06:41pm 06/04/2005 |
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With the weather as nice as it is i'd like to ride my bike around a lot more however i don't want to look like a novice out there because that would be totally uncool.
If i could pick up a book to address all of my bike related concerns the chapter list would look something like this:
1. How to dismount and still look fabulous
2. Perils of biking in pants/Proper leg rolling techniques
3. Lock your bike like a pro
4. How to scan the area for a good place to park and lock without falling over
5. Sandals + Bikes: Yay or Nay?
6. How to bike in a skirt
7. Top ten list of things to lock your bike to/Top ten things to never lock your bike to
And the book would probably be titled: Stay at Home, You are ridiculous.
I'm trying to get pumped about sticking around town this summer. Its going to be tough when everyone leaves... but my apartment complex has a pool so i'm sure the people that do stay will be my very best friends. *hint*hint*hint* |
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| 02:37pm 06/03/2005 |
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Check this out
Some of my favorite excerpts:
...Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.
Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame...
God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when you have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.
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| Forced Hunger Strike 2005 |
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| 01:16pm 23/01/2005 |
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The snowstorm has buried our apartment and our cars and now we are stuck at home, bored and hungry. We were completely unprepared for this and so we have no food in the fridge. And by "no food" i mean we have old hummus, beer and some condiments.
Exhibit A
Will Alia and Mona be able to dig themselves out and make it to the grocery store before they succumb to the weakness of hunger?!?!
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| 12:15pm 21/01/2005 |
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I am not the most hygienic person in the world. I eat food I've dropped, I pick my nose, sometimes I even re-wear socks... but I draw the line at using someone else's toothbrush.
BUT on two separate and unrelated occasions my "spoon" has offered me the use of their toothbrush. The first time I thought it was weird. The second time I began to think “perhaps I am the weird one for not accepting.” What is proper toothbrush decorum anyway?
I've been listening to this band called Karate and i think i love them. Plus its a nice break from JoJo's "Get Out" which i have been listening to on repeat for the last week (don't tell anyone).
And and and and and I AM GOING TO SEE WILCO in February!!! |
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| 11:05pm 25/12/2004 |
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Tomorrow morning i am getting up early and running with these crazy people. |
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| 01:50am 23/12/2004 |
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Its that time of year again...
The stockings are hung
The tree is brightly lit
and my Mom is vacuuming out the silverware drawer at 1am
Yes, this is my future. In no more than 20 years i will be just as anal as she is. I am on the fast track to developing my mother's neuroses. Eeek!
I shoveled snow for 2 hours today. Damn, I should have stayed in California. I miss KaiAlanaLeviTallieKarateHeatherHeeeaaatherHotkristenSamMateoandevenBrak and i need a vacation. I am so jealous of riverriot and </span>humalong and </span>vonnegutnut.</span>
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| How not to hit on girls 101 |
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| 07:53pm 18/12/2004 |
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Dear HotTodd,
When will you dump your long-term girlfriend? You know, the one with the excellent taste in footwear. If that's what you are into you should know that I also have a zest for shoes. Obviously we already have tons in common.
I would love for you to take me out on a date. If you are shy you should bring your pal from New Zealand(?) along for my friend and we can double. Please call.
XOXO
This was a bad weekend for picking up boys. How is it possible that i encountered so many sleazy pick up lines in a matter of two days?
On thursday i was the recipient of this gem: "I think you're mediocre cute but my friend thinks you're hawt!"
Uhhh... Thanks?
Then on Friday this happened:
Boy: Do you want to hear a joke?
Me: I guess
Boy: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Me: I dunno. What?
Boy: Rabbit farts
Me: *silence*
Boy: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
Me: Why?
Boy: Because he spends all his time playing with Pooh.
Now, let me just say, I am a lady. So unless you are riverriot , andyarchy or another good friend do not make poop or fart jokes to me. Inappropriate!
Damn, those jokes wouldn't even have been funny if i was drunk.
*sigh*
Even the boy i am interested in, the one who has the upper-hand and could, therefore, get away with cheesy lines was a lost cause this weekend. Bah.
Everyone knows that all a girl really wants is to have one simple phrase whispered in her ear...
woah woah woah yeah yeah yeah
Does anyone else think its fate that National Talk Like a Pirate Day is the day before my birthday? Avast!
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| You're Invited! |
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| 11:31pm 07/12/2004 |
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Well, as </a></b></a>rcknrll has posted:
You are hereby formally invited to the Winter Formal on the tenth day of
december, two thousand and four at the House of Elsworth, seven hundred
eleven west grand river. Please join us for an enchanted evening as we
celebrate the mystery and beauty of life.
Like all truly glamorous social events, we have allowed the rumors and
murmerings to circulate for weeks before finally confirming the winter
formal at the last minute. Feel free to come with a date, on your own or
in a large groups, all are cordially invited. While formal-formal,
trashy formal, semi-formal, punk-formal and emo-formal are all
encouraged, all attire is welcome.
Winter Formal
Friday Dec. 10th
Elsworth Co-op
711 W. Grand River
Tell your friends
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| For my first entry: A Survey! |
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| 04:51pm 02/12/2004 |
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Layer One:
-name: Alia Danielle Polsgrove
-birthplace: Monroe, Mi
-current location: East Lansing, MI
Layer Two:
-eye color: green and brown
-hair color: brown plus blonde
-height: 5'4"
-righty or lefty: right
-zodiac sign: virgo
-the shoes worn today: red pumas flip flops running shoes chucks
-your weaknesses: shoes, indie rock boyz/musicians, tv movies
-your fears: things that go bump in the night, scenesters, jello
-your perfect pizza: if its pizza isn't it inherently perfect? No meats though
-goal you'd like to achieve: run a 5K PR, do something amazing with my life
Layer Three:
-your most overused phrase on IM: word
-your thoughts first waking up: fuckin' work
-your bedtime: early, cause I'm a workin' girl
-your most missed memory: childhood
Layer Four:
-pepsi or coke: pepsi I guess
-mcdonald's or burger king: in and out burger - yay!
-single or group dates: depends on who the date is I guess
-chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
-cappuccino or coffee espresso: mocha or COFFEEeeee!
Layer Five: Do you...
-smoke: not cigarettes
-cuss: fuck yeah
-sing: in my car
-shower: often
-have a crush on: like everyone
-want to go to college: again? Yes!
-like(d) high school: for the most part, yesh
-want to get married: eh, I'm not in any hurry
-believe in yourself: I'm trying
-get motion sickness: on my roadtrip to California I developed a "driving hangover"
-think you're attractive: I'm trying
-think you're a health freak: I'm trying
-get along with your parents: mostly
-like thunderstorms: oh yeah
-play an instrument: I have loose grasp of the violin, the keyboard and bass guitar
Layer Six: in the past month...
-drank alcohol: oui
-had sex: no
-gone on a date: yes
-gone to the mall: it is my guilty pleasure
-eaten an entire box of oreos: sick, no
-been on stage: "all the world is a stage and men and women merely players"
-been dumped: over and over again by the same person
-gone skating: no
-made homemade cookies: hahaha, me? bake?
-gone skinnydipping: I've always wanted to try that polar bear thing
-dyed your hair: I play "salon" from time to time
-stolen anything: I stole someone's beer--party foul
Layer Seven: Have you ever...
-played a game that required removal of clothing: how about removal of body parts?
-if so, was it mixed company: yes, it was
-been trashed or extremely intoxicated: not lately
-been caught "doing something": oh to be "doing something" *sigh*
-been called a tease: *wink*wink*wink*
Layer Eight: I'm boycotting layer 8
-age you hope to be married:
-numbers and names of children:
-describe your dream wedding:
-how do you want to die:
Layer Ten:
-# of drugs taken illegally: this is an awkward question
-# of people I could trust with my life: probably a lot more than I think, I'll say 4
-# of CDs: 175?
-#of piercings: 5
-# of tattoos: 0
-# of scars on my body: 4 plus one TBD
-# of things in my past I regret: 2?
Layer 11: Last Person Who...
-slept in your bed: do the pussies count?
-saw you cry: Mona
-spent the night at your house: people were over till 6am but there was no sleeping
-you shared a drink with: l-l-l-l-l-lacey
-you went to the movies with: lacey, ken and elise
-you went to the mall with: lacey again
-yelled at you: My mom
-sent you an e-mail: Wilma Strong just emailed me about Cialis soft tabs
Layer 12:Have you ever...
-said "I love you": yeah
-been to new york: the state not the city
-california: don't get me started : )
-hawaii: no
-mexico: no
-china: no
-canada: yah
-danced naked: yes
-stalked someone: not seriously
-apples or bananas: bananas
-red or blue: RED
-walmart or kmart: oooh, another "lesser of two evils" choice
-math or english: English
-radio or c.d.: cd
-drawing or painting: I think painting
-High School or College: Years 10-12 of H.S. and 1 and 3 of college
Layer Thirteen: Questions...
-Last time you went out of the state: September
-Lucky number: 14
-What do u think of the ouija board? It still owes me a clean fork
-What book are u reading now? "Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath", Stephen Dunn Poetry, "Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them" by Al Franken and "The Life of Pi" by Yann Martel
-What's on your mouse pad? Hah! I have a laptop sucker
-favorite board game? Catch phrase
-favorite magazines? Does through the wire count?
-Favorite Sound: silence or maybe my phone ringing
-worst feeling in the world? Losing someone you love
-Do you like scary or exciting rollercoasters? What's the difference?
-How many rings before you answer? 2
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Nope, just lots of pillows
-If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? People watching or some sort of community work
-What are you going to do after you finish this survey? take a nap |
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